About
So. You want to get married.
What you don’t want is 100 people, the dress, the suit, the flowers, the tradition. The stuff.
What if we told you, you could grab a tight crew and cut to the chase. You and 10 of your favourite peeps.
You could slide into one of Newcastle’s coolest bars. (So cool it’s below street-level. You might even say it’s UNDERGROUND.)
You could grab a rad celebrant to wrangle the legal stuff, a sick photographer to take the snaps and imbibe some quality refreshments slung by legendary barkeeps.
You could come in, have a ball, wet your whistle and tumble out half an hour later, married AF.
Wanna do it?
Give us a holler.
Packages


The Alley Oop
$2900.00
You want to put on a show, and bring some team mates along for the ride.
The Alley Oop is for you.
We’ll lob it up and send you home
to the cheers of your adoring fans.
This festival of fun runs for the duration of the ceremony, plus the drinks and tots package.
what you get
The celebrant
Without a celebrant, it’s just a party.
Monty King – Celebrant or Wed by Kez will be onboard to get you as hitched as you could possibly be.
They’ll take care of all the legalities and paperwork in the lead up, with the eyes dotted and tees crossed.
The photographer
Dea from Little Black Bow will be on hand to snap the action and send you
40 professionally edited shots after game day.
The space
Uptowns, baby. Old school cool.
- Hip hop, sneakers, sick beats and neon vibes.
- Up to 10 guests (+ the couple)
- Dedicated bartender(s)
- 1.5 Hour drink and tots package
The ENTIRE cocktail menu is available for your pleasure. Plus ALL beers, ALL wines and ALL house spirits, and enough softies to give you Type 2 diabetes.PLUS mountains of delicious HOT, LOADED TOTS to fill your bellies!
ALL OF THESE, all for YOU, all for YOUR GUESTS, FOR ALL 1.5 HOURS! Shot clock starts when the first drink is poured, post-game (that’s post-ceremony)
Please note:Prior to the shot clock starting, drinks may be purchased from the bar.Additional guests may be added, but will incur an additional cost.
The Playoffs
$3800.00
You’re in the big league now.
Game 7.
The biggest show in town needs to be a little extra.
More time. More drinks. More fun.
And we’re definitely running into overtime.
The Playoffs will see you kicking it in the bar for the duration of the ceremony PLUS enjoy THREE hours of unlimited house spirits, beer, wine and cocktails plus a steady flow of
loaded potato tots to keep the energy high.
what you get
The celebrant
Wed by Kez or Monty King – Celebrant
will take care of the legal shenanigans, crossing eyes and dotting tees.
They’ll also bang together an awesome and heartfelt, short and sweet ceremony.
The photographer
Dea from Little Black Bow Photography will be behind the lens, handing over 70 killer images after your big day.
The space
- Uptowns – Hip hop, sneakers, sick beats and neon vibes.
- Up to 10 guests (+ the couple)
- Dedicated bartender(s)
- 3 Hour drink and tots package
The whole shebang – cocktails, beers, wines, house spirits, softies and delicious hot, loaded tots. All for you and your guests FOR 3 HOURS! Shot clock starts when the first drink is poured, post-game (that’s post-ceremony)
Please note:Prior to the shot clock starting, drinks may be purchased from the bar. Additional guests may be added, but will incur an additional cost.


